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ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
HER NAME WAS ENDRO
AND DEN SHE ATE A COOKIE
BUT IT WAS A MAGICAL COOKIE
AND NOTHING HAPPENED CUZ SHE DIDNT BELIEVE IN MAGIC
THE END (jk)
AND THAN SHE LISTENED TO DET MAGIC SONG
AND SHE WAS LIKE "WOAH"
"I BELIEEEVVVEEE"
AND THAN SUDDENLY JEFFREE STAR
SHOWED UP
Endro: *GASP*
JEFFREE STAR
AND HE WAS LIKE TAKE THIS MAGICAL BRICK
AND U WILL B A SUPER HERO
AND HE JUST KINDA STOOD THERE
EATIN A CUCUMBER 
BCUZ SWAG
AND ENDRO FLEW TO IRELAND.
AND THAN IN IRELAND
SHE MET A MIDGET
WEARIN GREEN
AND HE WAS LIKE
WHERES MA LUCKY CHARMS BETCH
DEN ENDRO WAS LIKE
PSH
FUCK UR LUCKY CHARMS
I GOTTA BRICK
AND SHE THREW DA BRICK AT THE MIDGET
AND RAN AWAY
AND SHE FOUND A TIME MACHINE
AND WENT TO THE 70S
AND SAW RON JEREMY
Silver Cloud (also known as Ron Jeremy): NUUUU! *Rubs magical mustache*
AND MADE OUT WITH HIM FOR SOME REASON
AND THAN HE WAS LIKE OMG I LURV U
AND DEN SHE WAS LIKE 2 BAD
IF U LIKE IT DEN U SHUDA PUT A RING ON IT
AND DEN SHE FLEW AWAY INTO THE SUN
~THE END~
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99 questions

10 min read
i was chosen to do the "99 questions challenge" thing by sammy uvu
+ i nominate :iconxplaywithmex: and :icongummithestar: to do this challenge too.
so heerreee we go

  • 1) Sexuality?
Straight 

  • 2) If you could meet any 2 people on this earth, who would they be?
Jake and endro o-o 
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Those things were all meant for the closet, rolled up beside those nasty magazines you never show your wife"  -random stephen king book next to my desk XD
  • 4) What do you think about most?
uhhhh.. a person..  uvu'''
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"nope." -sammy
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
depends on the temperature and how comfy i am. if it's hot and im uncomfortable i'll sleep w/out. if its cold and im pretty comfy i'll sleep w/clothes on.
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
i don't really have any "strange" talents.
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence) Boys.... (finish the sentence)
Girls chase boys chase girls
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
i had a song written about myself in the first term 8th grade by a guy who liked me. it was really cute uvu 
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
this afternoon
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
sometimes im scared of mirrors at night. but only sometimes. friggin creepy ghosts are gonna pop up in that shit or sumtin, you never know. 
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
no XD what even
  • 13) What's your religion?
im agnostic uvu
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
climbing up stuff
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
most defiantly behind.
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
UGHHH DONT GET ME STARTED
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
i told sl's brother i didn't wipe anything on his shirt. but in reality i put a handfull of perfume on his shirt.
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
YES.
  • 19) What does your username mean?
it means im awesome.
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
my greatest weakness: math XD
my greatest strength: *shrugs* idk
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
erm.. Brendon Urie, jensen Ackles, Misha collins, and i cant think of the rest right now
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
nah
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
screaming into a pillow, furious drawing, punching the wall, stabbing things, etc
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
weapons u3u its my dad's fault. 
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
video chattingggg!!
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
i... i don't know. thats a kind of deep question for me bro.
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
i dont really have any sounds i hate, and i love the sounds of people laughing. uvu its great when people are happy
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
what if this life is just... a dream? like when you dream a whole day y'know? but what if you're dreaming right now? and you wake up and you're like still.. idk 5 or something.
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
ghost yeah ; aliens nah
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
rightarm: nuthin   left arm: a lamp uvu
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
nothing
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
the middle of nowhere in the country side of alabama
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
idk, i like both coasts uvu
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
BRENDON URIE
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
42
  • 36) Define Art.
Anything made using creativity and imagination
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
LADY LUCK SMILE DOWN ON ME PLLEEAASSEEE
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
cold, a little bit foggy
  • 39) What time is it?
8:58PM
  • 40) Do you wanna build a snowman?
No. stop.
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
Dr.Sleep
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
no DX
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
TT, Thor, Fifi, KitKat, KK, TrinyPoppers, etc
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
Guardians Of The Galaxy
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
i got in a bike accident this year that left a huge scar on the side of my leg. it also left tire tracks and stuff on it for a couple of weeks
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
yea
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
hmm :/ i dont think so
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
isn't that the same as sexuality? :s
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
duh
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC, IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HHEEAAARRTTT, HOW THE MUSIC CAN FREE HER, WHENEVER IT STTAARRTTSSS
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
sometimes
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
Virgo
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
a little bit of both
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
A cheap ring with this huge ass crystal and an eye on it. it looks awesome.
  • 55) Love or lust?
Love. maybe bits of lust sometimes though HUEHUEHUE- no. 
  • 56) In a relationship?
yush u//u//u
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
counting the one im in now, 3. and a half :S it .. it was weird.
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no cx but i just tried
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
school and home. the usual.
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yup. its neon pink tape. but thats the only pink thing around me XD
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
no cx what kind of question is this lol
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
Wolves uvu
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Dont act stupid.
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
my bestest frond ish in another state unu   :icongummithestar: O3O
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
uHHHH OMG
  • 66) What is your heritage?
*shrugs*
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
trying to sleep.
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
idk XD
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
uH WOaH BRO THeRE IS NO WAy IN HeLL IM ANsWErING THAT O-O
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
hell yeah! im awesome 8D
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
save the fucking dog!!
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
too deep of a question. skipping~
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
well shit. 
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
cant think of it right now :S but ill put it later uvu
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
2010
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
trust, love(duh), and snuggles.
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
turn into jake ;D
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
yep. where do you think i get all of my creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
getting a computer.
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
idk without looking. and i dont feel like getting up to go look
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
"HERE LIES THIS HELLA RAD CHICK. SHE WAS FUCKING AWESOME, AND NOW SHE'LL BE AWESOME AS A GHOST. PS VEIRA IS A BUTT"
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
BAM!
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
tulips
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
"We're all mad here~"
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
Neon Trees- Sleeping with a friend
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
Turquoise/Teal 
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
The Internet Explorer Anime Girl
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
sapphire. wait... im not that mean. or am i...? hmmm. decisions. 
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
i.. i don't know..
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
*poker face* *slowly gets up, grabs my things and jumps out the window*
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
ShapeShifting without any problems uvu
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
staying up late just to cuddle and hang out with.. someone.. before things went sour.......
...................................................
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
ever meeting JTN
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
uHHHH I DONT LIKE ANY MUSIC CELEBRITIES LIKE THAT...
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
To Endro's house!!! >:3
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
nah. i think.
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
nope, thank god.
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
nah
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
HI!
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Proud.

1 min read
Kate kissed me on the head today, smiled and said "Im proud of you"

Confused, i asked her what she was so proud of, since i had done nothing

to which she replied "Everything and anything you do." before walking up the stairs


Never before have i cried as hard as i did today.
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ugh

1 min read
ive been really busy
and I CANT DRAWWWWW
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
so sorry if im a bit late on requests and comissions, ill try to finish them up soon

=-=''
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